Bombable

There’s this idea that you can get blown up if somebody sends you a package with a bomb in it, and you accept it and open it. But is it true and has it ever actually HAPPENED to anybody? No, I highly doubt it. But with mail on the decline these days, and e-mail taking [...]

Hemangioma

Sounds like some sort of He-Man Herpe doesn’t it?

Well it’s a vascular tongue disorder I discovered last night on the web while searching for stuff about Amanda Bynes, the only former teen actress who actually respects herself. I respect her for that. Anyway, the funny part is that I believe that THIS is what I [...]

Poppin’ Pills

I went back to the doctor yesterday at Kaiser and he told me to keep taking the Vitamins I have and to keep using my Inhalers he perscribed to me.
Yeah. I see THAT happening.
I am NOT going to use either, but for good measure. My reasoning is ALWAYS great, or good at the most, maybe [...]

No Butt Joe

I have a problem with self-identification. Yes. I identify with myself too much.
I’ve often thought about what it would be like to be a women. Research (my own, so don’t go looking for it. My research actually consists of standing at bus stops and waiting to pick up hints and tips while eavesdropping) has shown [...]

Eskimo’s Are Stupid

I believe the world is full of completely stupid people, but the dumbest in my opinion have to be, no question & no contest, Eskimo’s. The idea of living at the north or south pole is stupid enough already, but what are these people thinking?
“Hey honey, it’s REALLY f***in’ cold out here in the snow, [...]