Funny People You Meet On The Bus

I hate the bus.
Public or otherwise. School buses are the worst. I hate the kids on them. Thankfully my ass is so fat and wide it takes up the entire seat, so nobody can sit next to me. Plus I’ve been told that I smell of fermladahide. Don’t know if that one’s true or not, [...]

Jeapordy In Oakland

About 45 minutes away from my house is a little place called Oakland, I believe it’s another city or town, or something to that effect. I’ve never heard of it, but whatever. Anyways, I’m heading there tomorrow, blowing off all classes and going to see some sort of specialist. I don’t know what he specializes [...]