Eskimo’s Are Stupid

I believe the world is full of completely stupid people, but the dumbest in my opinion have to be, no question & no contest, Eskimo’s. The idea of living at the north or south pole is stupid enough already, but what are these people thinking?

“Hey honey, it’s REALLY f***in’ cold out here in the snow, we need some sort of shelter for warmth…”
“I GOT IT! Let’s build a house, OUT OF ICE!”

What the hell kinda stupid idea is THAT? You want warmth from something that’s freezing? That’s not how things work, and by the way, how many Eskimo’s are there anyway? 40, 45? Not many Eskimo’s are having sex up there. It’s too dang cold! I guess, in all fairness, those horny Eskimo men could just have sex with alot of whale blubber, that’s what their wives look like as it is. Whale blubber gives off warmth, and warmth is what you need from freezing, so the obvious solution for living and surviving in the North Pole…

PROCREATE!

Yes. I have finally figured out the mystery to life for men, guys, you wanna have WAY more sex than even YOU could handle? Move to the North Pole, and start having lots and lots of sex. That will keep you warm. But, ya know, of course first you have to convince your loved one that you have to leave the warm suburban house you have down here in California to move to a freezing wasteland in the middle of butt f**k nowhere. How does that conversation go?

HUSBAND:
Honey, come on, we have tons of reasons to move to the North Pole, look at this school system, our kid could practically walk there!
WIFE:
We don’t have any kids!
HUSBAND:
Not yet we don’t….

The whole point to life seems to be procreate, so get up to the North Pole and develop more of our species NOW! The world is counting on you, horny old men of America!

MW