Archive for January 14, 2008

Having Balls

Posted in Uncategorized on January 14, 2008 by vandelayinc

There’s certain times in life when you can definitly say the ABSOLUTELY wrong thing to say at the very exact moment. Sometimes it’s just being plain out stupid, but sometimes it’s called the “Having Balls” theory.

The “Having Balls” theory is based upon the idea that you can say something at the worst moment in time, and have it be funny or a great story to tell later on, given, ya know, you survive that moment, some examples are listed below:

EXAMPLES:
Your wife walks in on you and another women having sex in the bedroom, she’s shocked and crying and you just say, “Come on honey, join in!”

That’s an example of the “Having Balls” theory. A great theory actually, because some of the sh*t that people end up saying is HYSTERICAL. Last night my mom went to sleep on the couch because her bed is extremely uncomfortable, and I went to talk to my dad to see what was wrong with the bed, and he was watching Terminator 3 on tv. I told him I felt bad for mom, and dad just said:
“Don’t worry about her, she’ll be back.”

That’s a perfect example of the “Having Balls” theory RIGHT THERE in action. It’s so great because what he said was also in context with the movie.

Do you have any “Having Balls” stories of your own?
BONUS QUESTION:
Do you WANT to share them and still be able to be hired?

MW