Everybody My Age Is An Idiot

I just came to a sudden realization:

EVERYBODY MY AGE IS EITHER AN IDIOT OR AN ASSHOLE.

As we’re doing flash animation in my Multimedia Class, I figured I’d be nice (Something I RARELY do) and bring in a flash animated show called “Home Movies” because I figured they’d be happy to see what you can do with it.

Guess what.

I’m not doing anything nice for anybodyn anymore.

It’s just not plausible, how can everybody my age be such a f*cking jackass?! My ENTIRE DAY is now SHOT! I am going to be in a terrible f*cking mood the rest of the damn day! Thanks ya f*ckin’ holes!

Ugh….thank god I have the smart people around me, because if I didn’t, I think I’d kill myself.
Aaron, Colton, Conner, Enaya, Isiah, Becca, whoever else, just thank god man, thank god I have these few and very selective group of smart people.

The saddest thing is that’s it.

Those are the only other smart teens.

Maybe I’ll kill myself anyway.

Has to be somewhat better than this hell I’m living.

MW

Condoms

When you’re a parent, there’s 3 things you worry about.

1. Your kid drinking
2. Your kid doing drugs
3. Your kid having sex

If you’re a parent with a teenage girl, things are so much harder. Now, thankfully, my girlfriend is completely non-girly at all. By this, I mean she she curses like a sailor, she dresses like a dude, she doesn’t wear makeup, she farts and burps, and she talks openly about masturbation. I’m basically dating a REALLY HOT dude. But she’s GREAT, so being a girl for somebody like my girlfriend, is a little bit easier. I mean she still has to deal with periods and the regular girl stuff, but just not as much.

Now, as for a guy, if you have a teenage boy, all you have to worry about is him raping that teenage girl and doing terrible unforgivable things, such as the “regular” teenage “fun”.

The humerous part to me is the condom section of the teen life. I mean, drinking and drugs can get out of hand and actually hurt people, so they’re not as funny, but sex is ALWAYS up for being pounded on. No pun intended. If you’re a parent and you find condoms, there are about 3 things you will hear:
1. “Oh, somebody gave them to me as a joke”
2. “Our sex ed teacher gave them out to us for a project”
3. “I’m just holding them for somebody”
Now, granted, granted, these all could be totally true, but they’re not. Teens lie. NEVER BELIEVE A TEENAGER.
EVER.
Now, as for my OWN personal experiance, I’ve never seen a condom unless it’s been in a porn movie (lame) or on the ground somewhere (gross). But recently, I have been talking with….people….and I’ve decided I need some, for 1 reason only.
My girlfriend may come down here to visit soon.
We wanted to be prepared and be safe about it.
For god’s sakes, we’re going to get an apartment together sometime.

So yes, condoms are an interesting topic.

Actually no it isn’tm I’m lying.

See, I’m a teen.

MW