So, for those of you who are slow (most of you) I’m going to first define what an Obituary is.
OBITUARY: o·bit·u·ar·y [oh-bich-oo-er-ee] Pronunciation Key – Show IPA Pronunciation noun, plural -ar·ies, adjective
–noun
1. a notice of the death of a person, often with a biographical sketch, as in a newspaper.
–adjective
2. of, pertaining to, or recording a death or deaths: the obituary page of a newspaper.
[Origin: 1700–10; < ML obituārius, equiv. to L obitu(s) death (see obit) + -ārius -ary]
—Related forms
o·bit·u·ar·ist, noun
That’s what it means. Anyway, the most f’ed up thing ever happened. Somebody, from Associated Press, and apparently other papers, have written Brittany Speakers obit. WHILE SHE’S STILL ALIVE. This can only mean a few things. Yeah. It means that either these people are WAITING for Brittany to die, or she is and nobody knows. Now, why would you WAIT for somebody to die? Is her life THAT terrible that….
I think I just answered my own question.
Point being, it’s still f’ed up to do that kinda thing, even to someone I don’t like AT ALL. So Brittany, if you’re reading this, don’t die.
JUST BE F*CKING NORMAL!
And now, just to irritate you, here’s a Brittany Spears music video, because I like to aggrivate people, and what a better way to aggrivate somebody than to make them listen to HER?
Thank You,
MW
