Today is mine and Becca’s one month anniversary, and we spent the first two hours of it last night, from about 12:00-to 1:30 or so, having lots of anniversary fun.
My parents anniversary is coming up soon, and I don’t know what they’re going to do. Probably what every parent does I guess on their anniversary. Get drunk, eat a whole thing of melted chocolate hershey kisses and then complain about how they wish they had never had kids so they could have maybe done something with their life.
At least that’s what MY parents do.
Really doesn’t help my self-esteem.
BUT, my anniversary (still going on today!!!) was and has been perfect so far. It’s a weird thing to finally be able to say, “Happy anniversary!” to somebody and have it MEAN something, and for the person to not be in my head. Same thing with valentines day. Like, for the past….oh I don’t know, my entire life, I’ve never really had anybody to share Valentine’s day with, but THIS year, I will! And it’s kind of a nice feeling. Now you’re probably all like, “Mark, what do your PARENTS do on valentine’s day since they’re frickin’ weird and you downright awesome?”
Okay you weren’t thinking it but I WAS.
Um, actually to be honest, I’m not entirely sure WHAT they do on a DAILY basis. And this includes all major holidays. I assume that on Thanksgiving they make a turkey, eat it, drink wine, and then go and steal sh*t from indians around the neighborhood, like they go and put a lawn chair on their front yard and are all like, “Check it out, I stole yer land!” And then on Halloween, I would think they sit outside with a bowl of candy and then bring the kids in and torture them.
But this is all just my own guessing of course.
But hey, ya never know.
POINT BEING, got a BIT off topic there for a while, anniversary, our first anniversary, our 1 month anniversary. It’s been great. And if 1 MONTH is a big deal, think about how big a deal 1 YEAR is gonna be, or better yet, 30 YEARS.
I know, I know what you’re thinking, you’re like, “Mark, how are you so certain it’s gonna last 30 years?”
Duh. ‘Cause I’m better at being in a relationship than you.
Loser.
Go cry about it.
MW
