Little Medical Lessons
My brother told me he hates paying for health care because he never gets injured.
My brother is also working at Google.
Besides getting beaten up for being a nerd, what could happen to him?
Well you’ll be happy to know that you no longer need to pay for health care as long as you know these two little medical secrets/lessons.
Becca told me yesterday that:
A. ADA (American Dental Association) has announced that seman is actually helpful to your teeth and gets rid of and prevents plaque better than Listerine or Toothpaste. She’s gonna have a clean mouth. The ADA is enforcing oral sex and foreplay. Something we should all be happy about. Thank you ADA for helping my sex life.
My mother told me yesterday that:
B. The health network said never to wear an iPod during a thunder and lightening storm. Even umbrellas in my opinion are bad, you’re a walking lightening rod. Lightening strikes and what happens? I assume you’ll either burst into flames, or “Balls Of Fire” will play on your iPod. Either one works for me.
These techniques will help you keep some of that medical insurance for things much more important.
Like keggers.
MW
