Fart Ettiquite
Is it okay, ethically, morally, for a guy to fart in front of other guys that they don’t know. When I’m in the bathroom, class, or just in a store, I really need to let one rip, but because of the social faux paus it may provide, I’m not sure I actually could.
What is the Fart Ettiquite?
And what do girls do when THEY have to fart? My gf lets it rip, which, in a creepy way, is kinda hot. But the cool thing is she does it because she just doesn’t care and we find farts funny. Yes, we’re 6 year olds living in adult bodies. We’re immature, not the point. In girls bathrooms, can THEY let it rip or do they risk exclusion from their gal pals and be accused of not being “lady like.” Not sure if ANY girl is lady like anymore. Being a slut isn’t lady like, and that’s what I see in most girls these days.
Sometimes you really need to fart but you’re afraid of what may happen, they can smell the stench of your foof from a mile away. One of my favorite fart stories involves my brother Tyler and his friend Tony Mellow. Yes, that IS his real name. Tony and Tyler were in class one time together, and an earthquake drill happened, so they all got under their desk, and Tony just let one RIIIIIP and everybody just stared at him, so Tony, knowing he had just commited a social faux paus, leapt up, arms in the arm pointing at himself, and shouted, “IT WAS MEEEEEEEE!!!!!” Tony is a god among men. Stinky stanky men.
So, here’s the Fart Ettiquite rules.
FART ETTIQUITE RULES:
1. If you know it’s not going to be silent, hold it in, if it’s silent, then drop something on purpose so you can bend over to pick it up and then let it slowly slide out.
2. If you can’t hold it in and you know it’ll be loud, try and do it while there’s alot of noise and commotion going on. For example, you’re in a conveniance store when it’s being robbed, and as they’re shooting, you fart. Who knows, the stench may make the guys pass out. You and your stanky gasses could be heroes!
3. DON’T DO IT IF YOU KNOW IT’S GOING TO MAKE YOU SH*T YOUR PANTS!!!!! I CANNOT STRESS THIS ENOUGH! Sadly, I know from experiance, I’m afaid to admit.
4. Don’t eat anything with beans or things that will make you gassy (Colton & Pizza) right before going to a few certain important activites:
A.Dinner Party
B.Important Date
C.Interview
D.Wedding
And that’s all you gotta know. So go on, go crazy, and fart your brains out.
MW
