Folds

Last night I was video chatting with my fiance. We were, well not arguing, but it was comedic arguing. Ya know, the kind of arguement where you’re not mad, because you’re laughing while you’re arguing. What we were arguaghing about was if I should take my bandage on my eye off. She was saying I should just tear it off like a bandaid, just one gigantic rip and that would be it. I told her I shouldn’t. My mother came in and explained how I shouldn’t take it off like a bandaid, because the bite is right in the fold of my eye and it could tear the hole open and I could just start to suddenly bleed.

We both came to one similiar conclusion.

The word “Fold” sounds pornographic and sexual.

After arguaghing about this for about 15 mins straight through, this is the conclusion we came to. I had actually a way funnier post for today, but she didn’t want me to write it if it mentioned her, so I won’t. Point is, we are sick sick individuals. We should get our mind out of the gutters.

In recent, related news, the word “Moist” also sounds pornographic and sexual.

PARTY QUESTION:
Do you have any other words that sound pornographic or sexual?
BONUS PARTY QUESTION:
Do these words arouse you?

MW