LIKE Like

No, this is NOT about how valley girls ruined the word “like” the way Jhonen Vasqueez “ruined” the word “Doom”. This is about how in school (doin’ alot of school stuff lately), generally in 3rd-6th grade, MAYBE 7th, kids will ask other kids, “So do you like me or do you LIKE like me?” I’m [...]

Laser Pointer

I bought a laser pointer today, at pet club of all friggin’ places, and it just seems hilarious and insensitive. Your cat gets driven out of it’s MIND chasing that thing, and we all just laugh it off. But laser pointers, I have found from just a few fun filled, laugh digested, defying the law [...]

College

In my time off, during this vacation, I’d had time to think about things. Which is bad. You people should know by now that giving me the time to think results in these entries. F*cked up entries. POINT. My point, is that one of the things I thought about is college. Late at night, I’ll [...]

Your Mom

I just want to end this thing right here and now, your mom jokes, are NOT funny.
It is not funny in concept, idea, of execution, and it is not even funny in theory.
And if there are YOUR MOM jokes, why not YOUR DAD jokes, sister, brother, aunt, uncle, cousin, neice, nephew, grandparents, anything, including pets, [...]

New Hole

So, sometimes I find news stories so bizzare that they end up here rather than my LJ. Here’s a good one. Did any of you hear about the woman who was attacked by a sting ray while out on a fishing trip, and it stabbed her in the face?
Judy Kay Zagorski, of Pigeon, Mich., was [...]