New Hole

So, sometimes I find news stories so bizzare that they end up here rather than my LJ. Here’s a good one. Did any of you hear about the woman who was attacked by a sting ray while out on a fishing trip, and it stabbed her in the face?

Judy Kay Zagorski, of Pigeon, Mich., was sitting in the front seat of a boat going 25 mph when the spotted eagle ray, with a wingspan of 5 to 6 feet, leaped out of the water, said Jorge Pino, spokesman for the Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission.

Something tells me that a stingray barb to the face is going to be the new hip way to get new earing holes made. Or tattoos done, one of the two. Because you KNOW I’m not going to be the first one to think of this. The stingrays are clearly pissed off about something we did because first Steven Irwin and now this woman. They’re mad as hell. And I can’t blame them. Heck, I’d be pissed too if I had to swim around with a giant toothpick on my ass.

M@rk

Slurs

So, here in America we have the sort of, not racial I guess, but the slur of calling a homosexual a “Fag”. But since in england, Fags are cigerettes, what is THEIR slur for homosexuals?

This is an example of what I think of after drinking 5 diet cokes, eating a tiny cake (the entire thing with no frosting) and watching Desperate Housewives.

Lesson is, don’t be like me. But I really am looking for the answer to this question, so if you could find it out and report back to me, that would be greatly appreciated. I’d do it myself but I’m busy and….well I’m not gonna lie, I’m just totally lazy.

M@rk