Speckcism

There’s racism, and then there’s different forms of ‘cisms’. People who are left out because they are “minorities”. Ginger kids, or no fat chicks. These are who I mean, but there’s another one, people with glasses. So I have declared “Speckcism”, which is the hatred against people with spectacles.
Now, I LOVE glasses, I’ve always [...]

Mating Calls

My GF (’cause she’s so insanely amazing and funny) was showing me some stuff about Fox’s last night. One of the things she found was an archive of fox videos and sounds, and one of those sounds happened to be a mating call. How does that work? I know I’ve never had a mating call, [...]

Illiterate

Does anyone find it ironic that nobody knows how to spell the word “illiterate”? Even I had to look it up in my comp’s dictionary just to put it in the title. Here’s the definition:
illiterate |i(l)ˈlitərit| adjective unable to read or write : his parents were illiterate. • [with submodifier ] ignorant in a particular [...]

Self-Induced Pantsing

This morning I couldn’t find my belt.
I really hate going out without it, for two reasons. For one, I don’t have anything to keep the young children at bay, and secondly, my pants keep falling off my ass. That’s what scares me more, is that I may accidentally pants myself. All throughout school, I’ve heard [...]

The Future Soon

They say that newspaper is dead. I’m pretty sure that the newspaper died sometime when I turned 13. I don’t see adults reading it anymore, and kids my age (‘cept for those few genius’s) either can’t read or don’t want to. Everybody now gets their news online, and it’s gotten pretty sad. So there ya [...]