I always have had an affinity for zombie movies. Especially zombie moves that are really bad. It’s like a poorly edited kung foo movie. For me, bad zombie movies and poorly edited kung foo movies are in the same category that porn is in the same category of paris hilton’s music. I just read today that a man at a city council meeting stood up and DEMANDED that the city have a Zombie Plan.
It’s forward thinking men like this one who will save us all one day.
But it got ME to thinking, “Geez, in zombie movies they always get stuck in a house, or a mall”. Both are terrible places to be stuck in. I would choose a warehouse. That way you NEVER run out of stuff, you will have food and guns for YEARS. A grocery store would be a good choice, considering you would have a limited, but near endless, supply of food. However, I’ve never heard of a man beating a zombie to death with a stick of celery. The gun shop would be good, except you would only have guns, no food. And sticking a gun in your mouth to eat doesn’t ALWAYS end with good results. So yes, a warehouse, such as Costco would be GREAT. And if you’re stuck with people in there, you can always use them as bait to escape. The absolute great thing about having a zombie infestation, great time to rob banks, and you get days off work.
I would be the worst leader in a zombie attack.
M@RK
