The BITCH Test

I have recently come to discover that the word BITCH is not bad AT ALL. There are other swear words like this, for example:
Hell
Damn
That’s actually it. I was going to put shit, but that one is still considered bad, even though I don’t understand how a natural body function can be considered bad. Whatever. The word BITCH is not bad. Just like Hell is not bad. Hell is, supposedly, a place you can go to when you die, and have been evil. Like Hitler, John Wilkes Booth, and Janet Jackson. If said enough times in repeat, the word BITCH eventually loses all feeling and meaning. I know this because yesterday I said the word BITCH over and over and OVER AND OVER….and it got stupid after a while, it started to sound like a normal word, and it shares a similarity with HELL as in the idea that ‘it is a thing’. A BITCH is a female dog, just like HELL is a place and SHIT is something you do. They’re just different terms for them. That being said, I have to admit I would be EXTREMELY uncomfortable if some 6 year old came into the kitchen and told his mother, “Mommy mommy, that bitch just took a shit all over the carpet, now she’ll go to hell!”

THAT would be akward and unnacceptable, FUNNY, certainly, but akward and unnacceptable. Anyway, try the test, say it enough times, to someone, or to yourself, and eventually the word will lose all meaning and feeling, as with SHIT and HELL. That’s my logic. That’s my reasoning. You’re trying it. You’re my bitch.

M@RK

Foot Puns

ZIP IT PASSPORT SOCKS
Carry Your Passport Safely Out Of Sight

Want peace of mind when traveling? Keep your passport and cash securely tucked in this zippered sock! You’ll always feel it right next to you, and it’s easy access when crossing borders or registering at hotels.
Yes, this IS a true thing! My GF found it, bless her little weasel sniffing heart. I say weasel sniffing because this is SUCH a weasel idea. Your passport would wreek of foot stink and you would always be handing it to people. As with money. However, you have to pay someone a poket bet? Use the cash from your sock. That’ll teach them the agony of DAFEET.
Ah yes, foot puns, I am such a HEEL.

M@RK