Mating Calls
My GF (’cause she’s so insanely amazing and funny) was showing me some stuff about Fox’s last night. One of the things she found was an archive of fox videos and sounds, and one of those sounds happened to be a mating call. How does that work? I know I’ve never had a mating call, I can’t just call up some girl and be like, “Hey baby, the word of the day is legs, you wanna come over to my house and spread the word?” I can’t do that because for one it would be cheating and two, it would just be WRONG. But how does a fox mating call work? Am I to believe that there’s actually some fox atop a hill somewhere just barking, “MATE! GET YER FUZZY ARSE OVER HERE AND F*CK ME NOW! GET OVER AND F*CKING MATE WITH ME BITCHES!” Is THAT what I’m supposed to believe? NO. That’s just weird. On a sidenote, fox’s apparently yelp something that sounds like “fox!” when they bark. That’s almost as weird as a bear that comes into your campground and roars, “BEEEEEAAAAAAAR!” It just doesn’t work that way.
However, I’ve learned a lot about foxes. The animal, and my gf.
M@RK
