Archive for April 30, 2008

Speckcism

Posted in Uncategorized on April 30, 2008 by vandelayinc

There’s racism, and then there’s different forms of ‘cisms’. People who are left out because they are “minorities”. Ginger kids, or no fat chicks. These are who I mean, but there’s another one, people with glasses. So I have declared “Speckcism”, which is the hatred against people with spectacles.

Now, I LOVE glasses, I’ve always wanted them (don’t tell me, “you’ll hate them once you have them” because NO I WON’T), and I LOVE girls who wear them. My GF does and it’s the sexiest look imaginable. However, speckcism is that bit of hatred against people who have glasses. Nerds in high school movies, and stuff like that. Harry Potter. Daria. Whatever. Whoever. If you’ve ever been discriminated against because you are a victim of Speckcism, then please contact a law firm.

We have to stop Speckcism.
And stop the hate.
Thank you.

M@RK