There’s times in masturbation where guys will talk dirty.
It doesn’t matter if there’s anyone with them, if they aren’t with their gf or wife or whatever, they still will do it. Except it’s always things like “Aw yeah, that bitch is hot!” or “Yeah, you’re such a slut!” Both are which a bit degrading to women. So I’ve come up with “feminist dirty talk”. Or “Fem Talk” for short. The way Fem Talk works is that you will begin to masturbate, but wear a condom, because you always wanna be safe for her. Then, when you start, instead of saying, “you whore” or “oh my god, you’re such a dirty naughty girl!” say positive things like, take a few jerks and yell, “EQUAL PAY FOR MEN AND WOMEN!” Once you’ve built up the stamina and speed, you can start saying things like, “VIOLENCE AGAINST WOMEN MUST BE STOPPED!!!! OH GOD YES!” and then finally when you climax, you may end with something to the extent of “OH YEAH ABORTION RIGHTS SHOULD BE LEGALIZED!!!!! YES!!!!”
And then go out and find a GF ’cause this is just sick.
M@RK
