This is kind of a follow up to a blog entry I did a while back entitled “Having Balls”. The “Having Balls” theory is the theory of which, say a wife comes home to find her husband cheating, and is shocked, yet the husband just says, “You’re next.” When you don’t go the norm, you go somewhere that you know may lead to trouble, but you have to say it because it’ll be classic, regardless of what happens. So the “Great Attitude” theory is kind of the same, but a tad different. It’s the same of saying something that’s classic, but not being ashamed or regret it later. Or it having any bad reprecussions. So, here’s one I just found in a forum I’ve been basically reading for the last hour and a half:
“I attended a Christmas party a few years back. The secretary came in and announced: “this is my husband and this is my boyfriend.” The trio lives together. I’m not sure about the details, but that girl has a great attitude. I think her divorce was in the works.”
While her divorce was in the works, she was still pretty proud to say what she said. It’s like walking into a room and announcing, “THERE IS BLOOD IN MY STOOL!” And being PROUD of it. Except that should probably get checked for rectal cancer. Okay, a better example, “Everyone, I have fullfilled my life’s dream, I have dry humped a weasel. We’re seeing eachother regularly.” It’s like people who are into beastiality. They will proudly announce that they are screwing the pooch. Or in a better pun, “Giving the ol’ dog a bone.” Everybody has something that they should be ashamed of, but aren’t.
Like me with writing this blog and putting my name on it.
M@RK
