I go to CCOC every morning from 7:30 to 10:30. It’s the Central County Occupational Center, and I go there for Multimedia Class. Every morning, for the past year or so, I have found that as I stroll on into the classroom, in a good mood, well, an OKAY mood because I’m going to school, and suddenly everything crashes and burns in my mood because I notice my chair has been jacked.
In the words of Austin Powers, “Who steals a chair? Honestly?!”
It’s stupid as FUCK! Do you not have any decency?! So from now on, I’m going to come back in at break, and SH*T on my chair. See if anyone takes it THEN. That, or I’ll basically attach it with chains to my desk. Because deficating on a chair may not be the BEST idea in the world. I have talked to my teacher about it, but does it matter? NO. I’ve yelled at students about it, because you know I’m gonna be there, you know I’m not gonna be sick SO WHY THE F*CK WOULD YOU TAKE MY GOD DAMNED CHAIR?!
The other thing that pisses me off, is these people are SO f*cking lazy, they won’t get up off their chairs to walk to their friends, they will actually roll, they will ROLL halfway across the floor. Let me explain what a chair is, this is the definition from an online dictionary:
CHAIR: –noun
| 1. | a seat, esp. for one person, usually having four legs for support and a rest for the back and often having rests for the arms. |
| 2. | something that serves as a chair or supports like a chair: The two men clasped hands to make a chair for their injured companion.
That is what a chair is! It is not a small vehicle to manuver between places you are and places you want or need to be. It is not….A CAR!!!!!! LEARN WHAT A F*CKING CHAIR IS FOR! M@RK |
