Nosey vs Curious

There’s a difference, as I consider myself curious and others consider me nosey.

Nosey would be going up to some stranger on the street and asking them, “How many people? How many people have you f*cked? HOW MANY PEOPLE…HOW MANY PEOPLE HAVE YOU F*CKED IN YOUR LIFETIME! I WANT A NUMBER OF HOW MANY PEOPLE…YOU HAVE F*CKED….IN YOUR LIFE!”

I’m the opposite, I’m curious.
I just ask my FRIENDS how many people they’ve f*cked. Not strangers.

Thanks for your time.

M@RK

Roto-Router

This is another “perfecting the net” idea.

They have always said from the beginning that the internet is just a series of tubes, and what happens with pipes and tubes? Such as say, ones in your toilet? They get clogged. Right. So what we are facing is the impending disaster that eventually the net will be so overlogged with information, it will crash, and all the tubes will get “clogged”.

I present to you, the plumber of the internet, the “Roto-Router”.

It’s something we’d have to invent, but it’d be able to take all the info that was OLD on the internet, archive it somewhere, and then let all the new info go on. Here’s what we’d do. First, we’d have to purchase a domain name, such as “www.rotorouter.org” or whatever. That would be the help site, that’d be where all the archives are, so the info is still THERE, but in text and pic format, NOT HTML. Roto-Router would have a twitter page, so that we could let it know of problems. I thought about the problem of what would happen if the net went down and we couldn’t CONTACT Roto-Router, how would it know to fix it? Well, if the net goes down, and it can’t be contacted on Twitter, it would know something is wrong, go find the plug, and unclog it. Thus allowing all the new updated info to be posted.

Roto-Router:
Saving our net, one twitter at a time.

M@RK