Archive for May 25, 2008

Polidicks

Posted in Uncategorized on May 25, 2008 by vandelayinc

Politics would be SO much more interesting if the candidates were sexier. I look at Hillary Clinton and just…I don’t know, I want her to teach me how to ride a bike or something. I can’t say for Barrack, ’cause I’m not gay, but from a straight point of view, he looks like he could be a history teacher or something. And McCain looks like a preacher.

So all in all, I want sexy candidates, then I’d be more influenced by them to vote. I think we should do this. There’s a website called www.sexypolitics.com but I don’t know if that’s what they do. All I’m saying is I want hot candidates. I want girls who will run this country, and not afraid to be in the red, white, and blew. I also think it’d be cool to involve the flagpole as a stripping pole, so that she could use it in for stripping. And possibly in her oval office, if you get the pun. And just to put this all in perspective, politics has ALWAYS been KINDA sexy. Just the names man. Laura BUSH and DICK Cheney.

Politics makes me SO horny.

M@RK