A lot of women will say things like, “Oh, I just wanna meet a nice guy” but really, women want a guy, and it’s usually subconscious, they want a guy who is like their father.
Doesn’t that give you a kinda creepy incest vibe?
“I want a guy who is like my father, ’cause he f*cked me [...]
So I visisted my grandpa today in Santa Cruz. Afterwards I went for something to eat, and on the truck in front of my moms car was a slogan and a number. It was apparently a grass cutting company, and their slogan was, “The best for the mow, blow and go!”
It just SOUNDS dirty.
I really [...]
Ya like that wordplay, don’t ya?
Alright, so my mom’s mother (my born grandmother) died more than a year ago. I was extremely close to her, as was my mother, OBVIOUSLY, but let me just state something. When you die, you are buried in a coffin, AND EATEN BY WORMS. Nothing else happens. The mystery of [...]
(bit of a longwinded post, and no it’s not about the Jim Brooks classic show by the same name).
I just took a Taxi home from Colton’s house. I left at about 3:47 am. I assumed the guy on the other end was just a guy in an office, but ya know that time of morning [...]
You’re always told as a kid that you can be whatever you wanna be when you grow up, basically encouraging murderer as a job. How do you handle a kid that wants to hurt people?
“Billy, what do YOU want to do when YOU grow up?”
“I WANNA BLOW PEOPLE UP!”
Like, it just isn’t cool. And most [...]
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