Girl Jeans

I bought two pairs of girls jeans yesterday, and find them two things:

A. Extremely tight
B. Sharp lookin’

It’s amazing what a little change of clothes can do to a persons self esteem. I mean, I always knew I was a stud, but it was just until NOW that I discovered that OTHER people can be wooed by my overwhelming studlyness as well. In addition to the pants, I also bought a pair of black and white checkered vans. But back to the pants. I wanted what they call, “Skinny Jeans”, as my swinger cousin calls them, and that’s what I intended, and assumed, I purchased.

Apparently Target lied to me.

I didn’t know it at the time. And even though the pants I purchased ARE damn tight and skinny, they’re not skinny jeans because, as Rebecca put it, they can be rolled up at the bottom, whereas they should stick to you with no rollage. The other thing is that she swears they’re bellbottoms. Yeah, because along with getting 70’s pants, I also went out and bought myself a brand new PAGER.

All because I’m expecting a call from 1985.

Anyway, these jeans are tight on me, but they DO look good, and looking better can raise your self esteem. I did this for 3 reasons, because in comedy, all lists come in 3’s:
1.For her, she wanted to see me wearing skinny jeans
2.For myself, as I needed, and wanted, new pants
3.F*ckin’ list rule, always gotta have 3!

M@RK