Car Harrassment
So I visisted my grandpa today in Santa Cruz. Afterwards I went for something to eat, and on the truck in front of my moms car was a slogan and a number. It was apparently a grass cutting company, and their slogan was, “The best for the mow, blow and go!”
It just SOUNDS dirty.
I really would be an awful driver, mostly for the fact that I’d call those numbers, and harrass the people driving the truck, and they wouldn’t know where I was. Because they couldn’t turn around while driving. So they’d be looking for me, but I’d be driving right behind them, and I’d start off asking kinda innocent questions, and then go into more personal questions, until it’s full on bizzare. I’d go from:
*How did you get this job?
TO
*What is your pants size?
TO
*And HOW OLD is your daughter?
I love freaking people out.
And that being said, don’t look in your closet tonight…
m@rk
