Inane Twitterings

The twitterings of a madman:
“vandelayinc: if you’re stuck in the mountains and have to eat someone, and you eat the chinese guy, will you be hungry again in a half hour? 2 minutes ago from web”
I mean, here I am, sitting at the computer, with all the information of important world happenings at my fingertips [...]

Late Night Writing

I have found sometimes that my best and deepest profound writings often come to me when I’m up late, in the solitude of my own peacefulness. No sounds, nothing. A fan blowing, and a small light on with my laptop is often the best time to write. I saved myself until just now to write [...]

Luck

My cousin sent me a video in a URL link the other day, about Lindsay Lohan in an interview. The funny thing is, halfway through it, the interviewer said (the video was about her movie “just my luck”) that he got ice cream from Dairy Cream once and a bird pooped in it right before [...]

People Person

Today is the last day of CCOC for this year.
And I’m thanking god, even though I don’t believe in her, that I never have to see these people again. I am an anti-social person, but as amazing as this will sound even with me being anti-social, as anti-social as I’ve gotten over the years, I [...]

Role Models

I once heard my cousin’s mother tell her that her obsession with Lindsay Lohan bad because Lohan is a terrible role model. Well, sorry to burst your bubble people, but role model’s don’t exist. We made ‘em up. Like our rights, amendments, religion, sh*t like that. And I can prove this with my usual flawless [...]