If they say the person we’re supposed to love the most is OURSELVES, then WHAT is the big f*ckin’ problem with MASTURBATION?!
First off, you can’t get a girl pregnant with masturbating by yourself, and secondly, YOU CAN’T CATCH ANYTHING FROM YOURSELF! There’s not some guy sitting in a doctors office, and the doctor comes in and is like, “Jim, I’m afraid you have herpes.”
“NO, LEFTY HOW COULD YOU!”
That’s not happening!
Besides the stupid fact that religion has a say in this one, and now please, explain this logic to me. To God, masturbation is filthy and a sin. HOWEVER, a man and women (although I believe it’s any sex, women and women, or man and man) having sex and creating children is beautiful. But see, they say God loves everyone. But he hates you if you masturbate. Except if you’re having sex, and then you bring another child into this already overpopulated world, running the food supply even lower and creating more money problems than there already are, I think you’re doing WORSE than masturbating. So I guess God wants the world to be overpopulated and the species to die out. Yeah, he loves everyone all right. Pfft. AND, while we’re on this religion rant, aren’t there worse things you could be doing in the eyes of lord besides self sexual gratification? Like, oh I don’t know…MURDER?!
Man, just get over the fact that people need to masturbate and accept it already. Hey, shoes need breaking in before they’re really used properly don’t they?
That’s all I’m sayin’.
m@rk
