I read an article on AOL yesterday. AOL is now the internet Atlantis, something that nobody is sure whether it ever existed or not, but it can’t be proven nor disproven. Anyway, I read this article saying that sex is good for you because it releases endomorphines (or some big word like that) which are chemicals that flow to your brain and tell you to relax, and have a good time. Kind of like what the guy says to the girl BEFORE it happens. These chemicals make you relaxed, they release stress, anxiety, and relieve depression.
At least until work the next morning.
So if you’re NOT having sex, does that mean you’re pent up with frustration and want to KILL everyone?
Because if so, admit me right now before I go nuts on people with a bazooka.
I guess it’s why so many people masturbate. The safety of it all, combined with endomorphines, is going to provide you with all those feelings, and then you won’t kill everyone. Let’s face it, there’s never been a guy in court being asked why he sodomized three nuns with a potato and his answer was, “Well, I wasn’t gettin’ any!”
But the day that DOES happen, oh man, I’m gonna go out and buy a car or something.
Because THAT is the day that the world goes to hell.
m@rk
