Why is that whatever sexual preference you have, you always think the other sexual preferences are disgusting? For example:
Straight people (not all, thankfully) think gay people are disgusting, and gay people can’t understand how straight people can be straight. Both the gays and the straights are looking at child molestors, and thinking, “Oh that’s so gross!” while the child molestor looks at them and thinks, “How can you do that with someone so OLD?! EW!” Then there’s furries. Furries are people who will fu*k people dressed up as animals, but think beastiality is disgusting, and that one I just PLAIN DON’T FU*KIN’ UNDERSTAND. All the people into bondage are against the Iraq war and capitol punishment, like torture. Swingers, who hook up with other people to have sex, like a whole group, can’t understand how a morman can have more than 1 wife. And like Carlin said, most of the people against abortion are people you’d never wanna fu*k in the first place. Cross-dressers think homosexuals are weird, but won’t get a sex change. All the people who say they’re having sex really aren’t, and all the people who have had sex will pretend to be virgins a million times. And Necrophiliacs just don’t wanna have sex with living people, because it’s too much damn work to make a relationship last.
There ya go, the mystery of sex solved, in and of itself.
People, seriously, just masturbate.
m@rk
