I don’t like talking to people face to face. Certain things are usually required of you when you speak to people face to face. Such as, looking them straight in the eyes. It’s considered polite. Most of the people (students, teachers, people on the street) that I’ve talked to (excluding friends & what not), are FU*KIN’ UGLY. I don’t wanna look at them! And what if they have some sort of deformity, like they’ve only got one nostril, you’re not gonna look them in the eye, you’re gonna spend the entire time staring at that asshole’s nose, saying to yourself, “WHERE THE FU*K IS THIS GUY’S NOSTRIL?!”
This is why I like talking to people online. No face to face, and even in chats, you can ignore what someone says for like, 15 minutes, do something completely different, and then come back and keep talking. Where they gonna go? They have as little a life as YOU do! Probably even LESS of a life, ’cause they actually WAITED for you! Or, if you get bored of the conversation, you can jerk off. And leave little hints so they can try and find out what you’re doing. Some chats put what song you’re listening to when you’re talking to someone. So when you jerk off, play the song “Jerk it out”. Just to mess with ‘em.
But because we don’t have face to face through a computer, some jackhole decided to make video chat. And the term INTERFACE. Just to make us hermits even MORE miserable, right? Two things are wrong with vid chat:
1. You feel like a loser if you don’t have it, why don’t you have all the new stuff they have? You’re not good enough?
2. You can’t say no, and if you SAY no, you feel like an asshole, and you could be trapped there for as long a time as a FACE TO FACE CONVO!
I tell ya, I’d rather just not talk to people AT ALL. But that can’t happen. Who would I make fun of? I’d be out of a job.
m@rk
