Archive for July 13, 2008

Password

Posted in Uncategorized on July 13, 2008 by vandelayinc

So, I was just signing up for a new yahoo mail account to use for a project, and when it came time to apply for a password, this is what it told me:

Cannot include your name, ID, or the word “password”

Who the hell would use the word “password” as their password? It’s SO obvious. It’s like using “access code” for something that needs an access code. I just don’t think it’s a good idea to use that. Let alone the others either, especially your name. Gee, I wonder what markwiland@yahoo’s password is? Hmmm….TRY HIS NAME! Again, WAY too obvious, it should be something that nobody would EVER think about trying.

Like “ihavegenitaherpes”.

Just something totally out there and not right. Something you’d never tell anyone, because of the shame it may cause you, like, “iliketolickcatbutts” or something. Or “ihavearashonmylefttesticle”.

Ya know, I feel that we can stop here. They’re only going to get worse if I continue.

m@rk