So, when you go to play laser tag, you get to choose either a team name, or a name for yourself. I remember I went with Michael and Colton and Aaron one time, and we chose our own names, not a team one. Colton picked Snow White, and Michael picked Yoda, and when I went to turn in my name, they told me that I could not use it.
Apparently, you cannot name yourself God in laser tag.
Are they afraid I’m going to smite someone with my laser? But they also wouldn’t let me choose Satan, or Jesus either. I can’t remember what I ended up going with, but it was completely odd. I’m not sure if it’s because it may offend someone, or what, but I do have to admit, if I was a 7 year old and was beaten in laser tag, I’d be pretty damn stoked to be able to go to school on monday and tell all my friends, “On Saturday, Jesus shot me in the head with a laser!”
Christ Laser would also be a good band name.
m@rk
