I have noticed that when you get drunk, there are certain things you (A) shouldn’t/can’t do (B) slur your words. The first thing, you shouldn’t drive. But does that apply to like, people in the middle ages? Was there some guy who got pulled over because he couldn’t stop his horse from running into an apple cart, and then it turned into a hit and run? The other thing is that slurring your words, you can do that in real life. Your vowels get all discombobulated with the rest of your speech and you start to speak like you have a speech impediment, and whoever made up that term, is an ASSHOLE, my friends. You KNOW the people who have speech impediments cannot say what they have, like, physically can’t say it.
But that leads us to the question of whether or not you can slur your words on the internet. You could probably get into a LOT more damage if you got drunk and went online than got drunk and went out walking or driving. Outside you may hit someone and put them in the hospital. Online, you could somehow find yourself arguing with some dude, who ends up being connected to Iraq, who then tells his buddies about you, and the next morning we all wake up murdered.
Did ANYBODY catch that last bit I threw in? Ha
Or you could also look up weird sh*t online that you’d never normally look up and get totally f*ckin’ arrested. THAT would blow. You could always use a defense though, like say you looked up like, necrophelia, and you got arrested for it. They’d be like, “You like necrophelia!”
Just say, “Only when I’m drunk.”
It may work, ya never know until ya try.
All I’m saying is don’t drink and download.
m@rk
