Teenisms

When teenagers say, “There’s nothing to eat here!” what that translates to in “real world speak” is, “There’s nothing here that I WANT TO EAT” or “THAT INTERESTS ME”. We are finicky. I guess technically, I’m an adult now, being 19, but I still consider myself a teenager until I turn 20. Teenagers want what [...]

Big Vs Small

For some reason, little kids get more attention than older kids, and specifically when something goes wrong. For example, I was at the park a few nights ago, and this little kid ran in front of me when I was on the swings. I didn’t hit him, I stopped, but HE was the one who [...]

Zombie Movies

I think all zombie movies are written by anti-social humanity hating people who think there would be nothing better than if everyone on earth just died, except them and their friends.
Almost every single zombie movie you see, it’s always a bunch of people who are friends, or have known eachother for a long time, [...]

Kitchen Killer

It’s amazing that at about 4 in the morning, it is totally acceptable to ask yourself the question, “How could I kill someone with this?” Last night, I was in my kitchen with Michael, and we were looking at different items in the drawer (ice cream scoop and cheese grater, the likes) while he waited [...]

Slur Typing

I have noticed that when you get drunk, there are certain things you (A) shouldn’t/can’t do (B) slur your words. The first thing, you shouldn’t drive. But does that apply to like, people in the middle ages? Was there some guy who got pulled over because he couldn’t stop his horse from running into an [...]