Group Effort

I DESPISE working in groups. For a number of reasons.
Most of the time, groups are a bad thing; Gangs, Cults (although cults are ENDLESSLY entertaining) and those sorts of things. But there are those rare times when a group can be a good thing too. Such as….say….threesomes. Ultimately, I hate working in a group for [...]

Masochism

Believe it or not, I am actually into masochism.
I find it more a hobby/interest than really something I LOVE doing, but I must admit, it really catches my eye. It’s also the idea of, it’s one of those things that is so out there to some people, that even if they’re your friend, once they [...]

iloveyou

Someone (they know who they are) recently pointed out to me that “iloveyou” is 8 letters when you put it together. They then went on to say that “bullshit” is ALSO 8 letters.
I believe this is true. After having just gotten out of the best 7 months of my life, it has drastically gone [...]

Subject To Change

So I was at Flames Cafe today with my friend Aaron, and we were having lunch. As we read over the menu, he noticed that there was something on it that really seemed downright odd. At the bottom on the back of the menu, it read in small green type:
“Flames is not responsible or held [...]

Fortune Cookies

I think one of the best jobs to ever have would be writing fortune cookies.
Think about how much f*cking fun that would be! Like, if a friend called and you found out that they ordered food, and know they live alone, you could screw with them, but making their fortune “Look Behind You.” That [...]