Keeping The Youth

Today is Oct. 31st, Halloween. 
I AM going trick or treating. I’m 19 but I’m still going trick or treating, because unlike most of the kids my age who go trick or treating, I will actually be dressed up. I think it’s part of my “Keeping The Youth” theory. Keeping The Youth theory is the theory [...]

Protection

How come everybody tries to be a hero?
Have you ever tried to tell a lie to someone, not because you wanted to save YOUR ass, but because you wanted to save THEIRS? Yeah. Well that’s what screws things up. As much as you try and keep the truth from hurting someone, lying to keep the [...]

Awesome Previews

Have you seen a movie preview that has made you all super hyped up for the movie it’s promoting? Like, a giddy, jiggling in your seat, peeing your pants with excitement kind of preview? Yeah, me too. Now, have you ever seen a movie preview that has made you all super hyped up for the [...]

The More Formal You Are

Apparently, if you’re formal when you speak to someone, it says that you’re being rude to them or are angry. I know this is true because when I get angry at my dad, instead of calling him “Dad” I will call him “Scott”. So if are angry at someone, say something to them formally and [...]

Smoke Alarms

The entire idea behind Smoke Alarms befuddles me so.
Yeah, you like that english don’tcha? But it does. It’s because the entire basis of the idea is, in theory, good, but just is executed in the wrong way. Because what a smoke alarm is designed to do is set off an alarm if it-as it’s name [...]