Men and women try only one thing the same while in the pursuit of a mate.
And as animalistic as that makes it sound, it’s true. They both try perfume and cologne. Because they think that this is the shit that will get them laid, but it’s not. The only scent that may help in you achieving sexual gratification is your own, called Pheromones. But really…will THAT? I mean, think about what you smell like. Now some of your friends. Now think about just people you meet in general. Is there really some guy who smells like corn that is getting laid somewhere because some woman has a farm fetish? I highly doubt it. They say the only scent that will get you laid is your OWN, but that can’t be right. Think about how awful some people smell.
Many women wear different kinds of perfumes, while many men wear different kinds of colognes, and most of the time each picks a scent that they either think is attractive to the opposite gender, or is better smelling then their pheromones. Girls will pick a scent they think men will like, such as flowers or some sort of scented candle, but they really want to get men to like them for their scent? Start using scents they know men like, such as the smell of sex. Or how about the smell of car exhaust? Or the smell of beer? You KNOW men would be attracted to a women who only smells like alcohol but isn’t drunk. She’d be sober and STILL have his favorite smell!
Imagine a beer perfume. That’d be amazing. And for men, they should use stuff for women, such as; the smell of cash or the smell of…..cash? Chocolate or wine, something they know women are around a lot. Laundry Detergent. This is kind of sexist, I’m sorry, but women haven’t been to kind to me lately. So I really don’t think that pheromones is the best thing in the world, and if we’re TOLD it is, then why do we even WEAR cologne and perfume? That doesn’t seem like us. Men will try and get laid using anything they’re told that will help, if they were told killing a puppy would get him laid then he’d do it.
America is obsessed with sex, which will be continued in tomorrow’s entry about losing one’s virginity. That’s right biatches, I’m going to pop your digital cherries.
m@rk
