On Hold

I’m home alone, on the phone with my girlfriend (speakerphone) and I decided to order dinner in. I began looking through the phonebook for chinese food, because every trendy, hip person eats cheap chinese food on a friday night. Don’t judge me fuckers. Unfortunately, due to lack of support from parents-which I’ve heard is common [...]

My Dear Friend, Morality

I’m sad to report that morality has passed away.
Morality, age 3.57 billion years, was found dead yesterday, ironically enough, stabbed by his brother (whom has been in and out of prison for 2.67 billion years) Indecency. Indecency’s trial is to be held on the 14th of December, and is sure to be one of epic [...]

Kits

I was at Office Depot last night and I was looking at tax, credit and receipt keeping logs. Beside them in neat rows were premade kits, things like, living will and last will and testament. But they also had divorce, and bankruptcy. This made me laugh like a hyena for about 15 minutes straight, seriously. [...]

Individuality

Individuality is dangerous.
Seriously. When I was “growing up”-ages 1 to 16 or so-my parents, as many did I assume, told me I could do anything I wanted to do, they told me to be myself, not follow the crowd, just to be myself. But that means that if you tell a child, “Don’t follow the [...]

4,032

I noticed my blog hit count is at 4,032. 
I’m not sure if I should be proud, or if I should be missing my anonymity. They say you shouldn’t post what you write online, or put your real name on whatever you do online because colleges and people who may hire you will do a background [...]