Archive for November 11, 2008

Just Do It

Posted in Uncategorized on November 11, 2008 by vandelayinc

I’m saying this on behalf of all those who have waited until their wedding nights to lose their virgnity:

CONGRATULATIONS.

However, that congratulations only holds if you’re STILL married, if you’re NOT, well then the entire thing is pointless. Anyway, the reason I bring this up is because think of all the people who lost their virginity. Millions of people, right? Now, do you seriously think the people they lost it TO, are the people they are still with, or people they said they’d be with FOREVER? Think of all the people you ever said “I love you” to. How many do you still know? If you saw them, would you recognize them? I say just go for it, don’t wait for “the right one” to come along, because chances are, they won’t BE the right one! I’d LOVE to know for a fact exactly how many people who lost their virginity to someone are still together with the person they lost it to.

It’d be a really cool fact to have. Having sex is a spontaneous thing, it’s like dying. They say dying is gonna happen, and you never know. The one phrase they ALWAYS use for dying is “when it’s your time to go, it’s your time to go”. Same with virginity. When it’s time for it to go, IT’S TIME FOR IT TO FUCKIN’ GO. So yes, I am encouraging teenage couples to go for it. Still be safe, use protection and don’t get pregnant, try not to contract anything, but I say why wait? If you wanna have fun and live life to it’s fullest, do what you feel is right, and have sex.

We should all have sex. Let’s have some sex right now. Seriously, you know I believe it’s the right time, because I said “I love you.” Why would a teenage boy lie?

m@rk