Archive for November 13, 2008

An Open Letter To Heterosexuals

Posted in Uncategorized on November 13, 2008 by vandelayinc

I’d like to make a statement.

I’d like to state for the record, that I don’t know why heterosexuals think they can push their beliefs on others. Heterosexuality is DISGUSTING. A man and woman? Who the hell ever heard of that? Come on people! How did your parents feel when you came out to them about your hideous sexual preferences? Were they horrified? I’ll bet they were, and now you’ve made them feel isolated and alone and confused. Now they think that maybe there’s something they did wrong if you’ve turned out to like the opposite sex. Maybe they could change your heterosexuality! I think it’s wrong to allow people of opposite sexes to marry, and adopt children, it just goes against my religion. Ya know, the one that says God made everyone in their image? We can’t sin if God’s perfect and made us just like themself! That’s IMPOSSIBLE. I seriously also think that it’s not fair that you get to flaunt your disgusting heterosexuality in public and impose your nasty beliefs on those around you. Go make out with the opposite gender somewhere else, sicko! God you Heterostraightuals make me sick!

Doesn’t feel too good when it’s flipped on you does it? Stop hating homosexuals. Start accepting them. It’s not like they’re going to go away one day like you’re cold. Get used to it fuckers. They’re here to stay, and are usually the nicer people.

Thanks for your time.

m@rk