My Dear Friend, Morality

I’m sad to report that morality has passed away.
Morality, age 3.57 billion years, was found dead yesterday, ironically enough, stabbed by his brother (whom has been in and out of prison for 2.67 billion years) Indecency. Indecency’s trial is to be held on the 14th of December, and is sure to be one of epic [...]