The Worst Thing

You ever hear people say, “Oh, I got a hangnail the other day and I had to tear it off, and it bled for like, 15 minutes straight!”
And then someone else near them says, “Oh, that’s the WORST!”
Um, sorry, but I’m sure I can think of a few things that are worse than THAT. How [...]

Signs

I was walking somewhere today, and alongside the street there was a sign with a stick figure guy walking across a street and there was a big red circle around him, with a cross through it. It basically was saying, “No jaywalking”. I LOVE the fact that people have to be told not to do [...]

A Man’s Gotta Do

There’s often times when I will think of phrases that seem either out of date or just purely odd to the point of sometimes being dangerous. I certainly made this trend clear with “Anything You Want” sometime two weeks ago or so. But I think I have found the ultimate one, which IS dangerous. Sexism [...]

Stress

My friend Bree invited me to her house to help her bake bread, and no that is NOT a sex euphemism.
So we baked sweet bread, and it was wonderful, but the thing you have to understand about this girl, is she may be more miserable than I am, which makes her PRETTY DAMN MISERABLE. So [...]

The Missing Link

I have a theory for the missing link.
First of all, apparently the missing link is what is referred to as a “Transitional Fossil”. A fossil is like what we find on Dinosaurs, ya know? To show us how we’ve evolved from cave people, or um, how animals how evolved. Well, here’s the thing, there’s said [...]