I’ve heard many girls in books, movies, and real life say something that seems very unlogical in bed. A lot of time during sex, the man will ask, “What do you want me to do to you?”-which is unsafe enough a question to ask as it is-but the women will reply, I’ve found, when they’re trying to be fun, or sexy, and say, “You can do anything you want to me.”
Boy that’s a leap of faith isn’t it?
You’re really putting your life in someone else’s hands there aren’tcha? It’s like, “You can do anything you want to me.” What am I supposed to say to that? What if the guy replies, “Ok, I wanna violate your asshole with a fire extinguisher.” Like, what would she expect? She said ANYTHING! Things like that are very VERY dangerous. It’s like I said earlier, when the guy asks, “What do you want me to do to you?” That’s another incredibly dangerous question. It’s like, “I want you to rob a bank for me! Oh yeah, steal that cash! YES! FILL THOSE BAGS, OH GOD YEAH!”
There’s a few of these dangerous questions out there, and if anybody else can think of them, I’d be glad to take them in the comments. All I know is that if my girlfriend ever asks me what I want her to do to me, I’m gonna say, “Well, something legal and preferably non-violent.”
m@rk
