Archive for December 16, 2008

Anything You Want

Posted in Uncategorized on December 16, 2008 by vandelayinc

I’ve heard many girls in books, movies, and real life say something that seems very unlogical in bed. A lot of time during sex, the man will ask, “What do you want me to do to you?”-which is unsafe enough a question to ask as it is-but the women will reply, I’ve found, when they’re trying to be fun, or sexy, and say, “You can do anything you want to me.”

Boy that’s a leap of faith isn’t it?

You’re really putting your life in someone else’s hands there aren’tcha? It’s like, “You can do anything you want to me.” What am I supposed to say to that? What if the guy replies, “Ok, I wanna violate your asshole with a fire extinguisher.” Like, what would she expect? She said ANYTHING! Things like that are very VERY dangerous. It’s like I said earlier, when the guy asks, “What do you want me to do to you?” That’s another incredibly dangerous question. It’s like, “I want you to rob a bank for me! Oh yeah, steal that cash! YES! FILL THOSE BAGS, OH GOD YEAH!”

There’s a few of these dangerous questions out there, and if anybody else can think of them, I’d be glad to take them in the comments. All I know is that if my girlfriend ever asks me what I want her to do to me, I’m gonna say, “Well, something legal and preferably non-violent.”

m@rk