So I came to learn recently (as in like, two days ago) that a friend of my girlfriend’s said that she wanted a boyfriend-and I qoute-”Just like Mark.”
So, let’s run down this list, shall we? She wants a narcissistic, whiny, ranting, raving, ideological, egotistical, malicious, self-absorbed, non-conforming athiest with the fashion sense of a dead [...]

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