Family

There’s a big difference between friends and family, but what’s the difference between family, and friends you CONSIDER family?
Personally, I think this is a stupid fucking idea. You’re either related or you’re not. Simple as that. I hear a lot of people my age (and yes, even I myself am sometimes held accountable of this) [...]

Heroes

I’d like to start by saying Fuck Neil Armstrong.
Now, let me put this in a way that won’t be flamed. I admire what he did, I really do, he AND Buzz Aldrine. But really, I admire them on a personally human level. I think what they did really helped America, I think it pushed us [...]

Puppy

I may get a new puppy.
I have always wanted a dog of my own ever since I was a little kid, and I may finally have the chance. But I don’t want any ordinary puppy, no. I want like, the most amazing, awesome, stupendous puppy ever put on this earth. I want my puppy to [...]

Minor Annoyances

I love the fact that everyone complains about the minor annoyances in life, such as the price of gas or being stuck in traffic, and then go home to eat a bag of goat shit slathered in hot nacho cheese crunchies, not worrying about their health one fucking bit.
It never fails to amaze me how [...]

Trees

http://www.sun-sentinel.com/community/news/weston/sfl-flbtree0118sbjan18,0,4291210.story
Apparently, Weston is going to shell out $141,000 dollars for land development. Their land development? COUNTING THE FUCKING TREES. Yeah, which is essentially sitting next to a hot chick at a bar and when she asks you what you do, you reply, “I get paid 400 bucks an hour to see how many staples are [...]