I Love To Hate You

One of my all time favorite stories is of a woman named MC Router.
Router one day found out on facebook that there was a group of kids who created a page just to say that she sucks. Router of course found this hilarious on a number of reasons. First of all, the kids weren’t even [...]

Son Of Sam

Last night on television I watched the beginning of the movie, “Summer of Sam” which is based on the murders by a guy they called, “Son of Sam.”
Sam killed couples. I’m not sure, nobody ever told me. But he did. Sam was clearly insane and I believe is still in prison. I knew before I [...]

Embedders

I just learned that the people who USED to cut themselves to relieve pain, are now embedding objects INTO THEIR SKIN.
I always wonder what it is that drives a person to do harmful things. What drives someone to drink, or do drugs, or murder, or harm themselves?I wonder also if ANYTHING at all drives them [...]

Turn Your Fucking Stereo Down!!!

Dear, Mr. Radio Man,
I do not want to hear your shitty music in the car beside me because you need your sub bass playing so loud you start an earthquake or have a seizure. I do not want to hear your shitty music while you sit next to me on the bus, they’re called [...]

Disney

The other night, I was telling my wife how the siamese cats from “Lady & The Tramp” were totally stereotypical and racist, from their slanted eyes (although THAT may just be the cat part of them, that one’s up for debate) and their buck teeth. Then I also suggested the crows from “Dumbo” and we [...]