Archive for February 2, 2009

Animals

Posted in Uncategorized on February 2, 2009 by vandelayinc

With humans, it’s called an abortion. With chickens, it’s called an omelet. With humans, it’s called execution. With cats and dogs, it’s called putting down.

Why do animals get treated so softly, and humans get treated like shit? There’s a system in place to protect animals from danger, there’s another one against eating them. The only humans have to protect them from danger that’s anything close to what animals have is the child protection agency. The police don’t do shit, so for some reason, animals get treated better. Some people get pets and treat them better than they would children. They even call themselves, “Mommy & Daddy.” Animals have better health care, animals have stores dedicated to their every need IE: Petco-where the pets go, for what? Facials? Spa days? I mean humans don’t have that, have you ever heard of a place called Humanco? The most they have that’s like that is Toys R Us because kids are like pets, and often treated worse.

And there’s no anti-cannibalism group, such as PETA. Peta is the People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals. They are all vegetarians and rally against anybody who harms and animal, or even eats one. What what about people who eat other people? There’s no anti-cannibalism group for humans! There’s no PETH. People for the Ethical Treatment of Humans. There’s no group that tells people not to eat other people or rallies against them if they do. There’s no group (besides children protection agencies, as I started earlier) that says you shouldn’t harm a person. Animals get it better. Animals get everything done FOR them. People never have anything just handed to them, the way animals do, and for this I’m resentful. I hate animals because they get everything they want. If you have a child, and they don’t like the food you gave them for dinner, what do you do? You don’t give them a second choice do you? You tell them to stick it out and eat it. But if your CAT hates what you give it for dinner, you go out and find a different food it will like better.

For all these reasons and more, I now say:
FUCK ANIMALS.

m@rk