Apparently on Rachel Ray, a sex therapist concluded that closing the bathroom door can up your love life, and helps lower the risk of infidelity.
Well ok then, does opening a window cure cancer?
I’m sorry but I refuse to believe that shutting a door can save a fucking marriage! The only thing the bathroom is good for in a marriage is sex in the shower. I’ve got a problem with people telling me what’s good for me, when they clearly don’t know. AND BY THE WAY, I’d like to know if that sex therapist was single or not. I love it when single people give relationship advice, because you think if they GAVE the advice, they’d certainly FOLLOW it, right? But they never DO, they just go the OPPOSITE way! A while back I mentioned on this blog that apparently, the ADA (American Dental Association) put out a statement that said if you swallow cum, you’re less likely to have plaque. Well, let’s have a check on that.
…ok…
Um, I just researched it and what I found is actually quite amazing. Thanks to the magic of Wiki’s, I was led to a website entitled www.dontspitswallow.com where it has all sorts of info on the subject, and included in the sidebar for the site are even further reading, which I have included below for your amusement:
- How to practice swallowing cum
- Better tasting cum
- The joys of swallowing
- 100 swallowing tips
- The joy of deepthroating
And my personal favorite, “Cum Nutritional Facts”, because everyone should have that chart right up there on the fridge, next to their childrens hot lunch schedule’s…yes, sexual innuendo. And THIS was under the shared stories of people who swallow:
“If you don’t like the taste, make sure you DEEP THROAT right as he is about to cum and let it all go to the back of your throat. And swallow fast! From my experiences, you hardly taste it. – Mark, California”
Unfortunately, except for some obvious teenage girls asking in forum threads about the situation, I found no evidence that would lead to proof on the truth on cum swallowing reducing the risk of plaque.
However at the bottom of the wiki I did find, “How long is a natural fully erect horse penis.”
So yeah, I’m never logging onto the internet again, ok? Bye.
m@rk
