Sugar

I like the fact that even our breakfast-the most important meal of the day-is now covered in sugar.

Frosted Flakes, Frosted Mini Wheats, Captain Crunch, Honey Nut Cheerios, I mean all of these things are supposed to start us off on a good meal, a healthy day. And instead they just start us off, on a sugar filled nonsense day. Everything americans EAT now is sugar filled. Especially high school kids. In Elementary through Middle school, I remember getting only one dessert during the day and sometimes one at night. I would have some sort of hostess cupcake (shameless plug) with my lunch, and Breyers ice cream (shameless plug) after dinner, and that would be it. I got soda on the weekends. High school rolls around, and all of a sudden, I get soda all I want, I can buy sweet, tangy, sugar coated frosted racoons assholes on a stick-honey on the side for dipping-and it’s all UNHEALTHY.

Last year I tried to go vegan. Not for the animal sake, more for the health sake. I don’t care whether animals are eaten or not. If chickens weren’t meant to be eaten, they’d be given some sort of defense. Like a gun. Who honestly wouldn’t want to see a chicken cap some guy with an 8 MM? Come on. Even if you’re against VIOLENCE you know you wanna see that! So I was clearly in it for the health benefit. I realized being vegan would be a great health benefit. Unfortunately it didn’t last because I got hungry and decided, “What the hell, I’m gonna eat FOOD” and so I never officially turned vegan. By the way, just sort of off topic, doesn’t vegan sound like some sort of STD?

Like you’re in the doctors of and he tells you, “I’m sorry Jim, you’ve got vegan.”
Just sayin.

I only drink like, two sodas a day now and hardly EVER eat sweets. It’s not because I have no teeth left, it’s because I realize that it was bad for me. Everywhere I look people are eating sugar. Jesus christ, doctors give little kids LOLLIPOPS. If it doesn’t get anymore insane than THAT, you let me know. Someone who’s supposed to watch your health, gives you unhealthy food. Then later on down the road asks you how you think you got diabetes. Gee, maybe it was you, Dr. Stupidfuck, who started me off early on the road to bad health habits? Ya ever think of that?

I’m saying you can eat sugar, in fact sugar’s good for you sometimes, but don’t sit around and eat a whole box of chocolates every god damned day. Halloween is pretty much Health Suicide. Valentines day and Christmas aren’t any better. This sugar needs to be stopped, it’s spreading like…well I think we already went over that hypothetical situation.

m@rk