One of my all time favorite stories is of a woman named MC Router.
Router one day found out on facebook that there was a group of kids who created a page just to say that she sucks. Router of course found this hilarious on a number of reasons. First of all, the kids weren’t even old enough to get into her shows, and secondly who doesn’t want a fanpage proclaiming they hate you? So Router did what any intelligent geeky girl would do. She JOINED the page, then told all of her FRIENDS to join it too! It just goes to prove that people who hate something-even with a tiny passion-will still spend a LOT of time talking about the thing they hate.
For instance, have you ever been perusing youtube videos and found one that you liked, and for some reason there was a comment that read, “This is the GAYEST thing ever! Why would you watch this shit?! Hahahahaha!!!” Isn’t the first thing that goes through your head the same as mine?
“Why would you spend time watching something you hate, and THEN comment on how much it sucks?”
People will devote and dedicate finite amounts of time to really bashing something they hate, when you think the other way would be more realistic. If I hated someone, like, I don’t know, you fort instance, wouldn’t I NOT want to talk about you? If someone brought you up in conversation, wouldn’t my natural instinct be to say, “Ugh, can we NOT talk about them? PLEASE?”
Right! Would I SERIOUSLY go on a nation wide tour called, “Jason Sucks Balls Because He Stole My Lawnmower & Never Returned It?” No, I wouldn’t. I would avoid having anything to do with Jason at ALL, at ALL costs! Isn’t that like, the CORRECT thing to do? I wouldn’t go make a fanpage for him! That’d be retarded!
I once got a slew of e-mails from a guy who hated my youtube work. He kept saying thing such as, “You’re stuff is such as rip-off”, “You’re such a faggot!” & “That girl you’re obsessed with is smart not to date you!” I went to his youtube page and found his name. And if you look up his name in a google search, it comes up with a website that accuses him of molesting dead deer on the side of the road.
To be fair, it’s MY website.
How ya doin’ NOW, bitch?
m@rk
